What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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