What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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WILLY

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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you gay?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Anti Joke

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