One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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