- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Long joke Your such a downey

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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