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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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