- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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