- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Women's Rights.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Stealth baseballs record

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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