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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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