- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

homosexuals are gay

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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