- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Harry Chappell raped someone

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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