What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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