- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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