- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

woman's rights

The jets are a good team..

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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