- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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