What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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This is not a joke or is it

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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tom pauling

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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A man killed himself.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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