- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

oh no, i've lost my tractor

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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