What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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