What color is red paint? Red

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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