- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Womens rights !

At least I dont have AIDS.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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