What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Paige

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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