What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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