What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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