Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Test

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Paige

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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666

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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