- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

What's the square root of four? Two.

You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

Surprise mother father (A+)

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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