How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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