You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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a man died

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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British Dentistry

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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