Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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hi

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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