What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Flop dog

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Anti Joke

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