How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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