Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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The 80's

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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ObamaCare

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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