- Anti Joke

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

knock knock whos there not me

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

What's red and on fire? My crotch

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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