How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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pizzano is a tool.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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