A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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