Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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