Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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A Weight loss service that works

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Hello penis

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Starter clothing

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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