- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

the battle of waterloo

A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

What's 6+2? 16

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

Hello penis

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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