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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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wow garlic, yum

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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