- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

Womens rights.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

Obama is a good president.

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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