A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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Lol, thats sweet, you making me nervous in a good way now. No, the thing is that I need to use this crap every morning, yeah, but its late here now, and since I was born with this condition, remembering is far easier than forgetting, and while the bleeding has stopped now, I was never in any pain whatsoever, and the bleeding would have stopped eventually because of you know... Coagulation? But, if I lets say spend a week without my meds, things would look pretty ugly. I get the meds for cheap, by my new doctor since the old one was a bitch... Excuse me, can we take five minutes? I know I said I would return last time and did not, but I will, I am just a bit... Well, I need a bit more blood in my body right now, I am fine, no danger... If I where I would not be chatting here, but getting my ass of to the doc.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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