Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Chaney is a dumb b****

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Did you know?

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Knock knock *No one was home*

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Rock mattress.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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