What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

a horse walks into a barn

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What did the mole say? Nothing

womans rights

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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