Punchline.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Y2K

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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25

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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