- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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