What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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your momma's an antijoke

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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