What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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okay.....

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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