How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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tim rafter died no one cared

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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chuck norris

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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