A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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steves legs

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Gadaffi

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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i wish i was a tree !

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Hi colton

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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