Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Penis.

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