- Anti Joke

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

DERP

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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