Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

your life

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Dani Barton = Stupid

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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