Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is Jason? Black.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

knock knock come in

I can't think of a joke!

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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