- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why were corners made? For crying.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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